Adam Sandler lyrics
Adam Sandler lyrics
"The Boss And The Secretary Lyrics"
Like I Used To Lyrics
I know you expected me To act just like a schoolgirl Followed your rules Just like a fool Wrapped up in your world What's good for you Don't mean that's so good for me What can I do, but hang around And lose myself just like I used to Go round and round just like a loose screw Well I ain't gonna walk With my heart in my hand And take things lying down like before Won't take your crap the way I used to Ain't gonna be the way it used to, Alright for you, ain't alright for me Maybe I was weak though the average Person probably thinks I'm stronger When I need someone else I shut out myself, Scared to say the wrong words What's right for you Don't think that's alright f
I know you expected me To act just like a schoolgirl Followed your rules Just like a fool Wrapped up in your world What's good for you Don't mean that's so good for me What can I do, but hang around And lose myself just like I used to Go round and round just like a loose screw Well I ain't gonna walk With my heart in my hand And take things lying down like before Won't take your crap the way I used to Ain't gonna be the way it used to, Alright for you, ain't alright for me Maybe I was weak though the average Person probably thinks I'm stronger When I need someone else I shut out myself, Scared to say the wrong words What's right for you Don't think that's alright f
Louise?
Yes, sir?
I want ya in here right now!
I'll be right in.
Damn straight you'll be right in
What do you need, sir?
What do I need? You know what I need
Uh, no I don't, sir
I want you to come on over here, fish my cock out of these
trousers, and suck on it for a while!
Sir, I don't think I can do something like that!
Oh, you can and you will, bitch! Kneel down, now!
What if someone comes in?
You think I give a flying fuck about that shit? You get over
here and you start suckin it!
Well, alright...
Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Reach in there! Reach in there and get
yourself some candy
Okay...
Okay, a little lower, though...
Umm... alright...
Little... little lower...
Yeah?
No, to the left!
Left?
Damn, bitch, do I gotta do everything? Pull down my pants!
O.. Okay...
Now the tighty whities, pull that shit down too
Mmmm....
Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that?
What do I think of what?
This! My ding-a-ling! Come on, play with the shit a little
Uh, okay...
Lower, baby! Gettin warmer...
Okay...
Let me pull the fatty rolls apart, spring that shit out for ya
Yeah, that would help
Whoop, there it is!
Haha... Wha
Pale Shelter Lyrics
How can I be sure? When your intrusion is my illusion How can I be sure When all the time you changed my mind I asked for more and more How can I be sure When you don't give me love You gave me Pale shelter You don't give me love You give me cold hands And I can't operate on this failure When all I want to be is Completely in command How can I be sure For all you say you keep me waiting How can I be sure When all you do is see me through I asked for more and more How can I be sure I've b
t the fuck is that?How can I be sure? When your intrusion is my illusion How can I be sure When all the time you changed my mind I asked for more and more How can I be sure When you don't give me love You gave me Pale shelter You don't give me love You give me cold hands And I can't operate on this failure When all I want to be is Completely in command How can I be sure For all you say you keep me waiting How can I be sure When all you do is see me through I asked for more and more How can I be sure I've b
Play with the shit
Okay...
That's right, jack it up and down
Well...
Up and down!
Well, it's hard to grab onto!
Keep tryin, you thick fingered bitch! Use your pinkies!
Oh, okay... I'll try that
Yeah, now we got it goin on...
Yeah?
Let me fuck those pinkies...
Okay...
Yeah...
Okay...
Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!
Tell me how much you love it
Ooh, I love it
Tell me it makes you horny
Ooh, I'm gettin real horny
Tell me it's bigger than a Tic Tac
But it isn't!
I don't give a shit if it is or isn't! Say it is!
Alright! Your dick is bigger than a Tic Tac!
Damn right, Tic Tac, cashew, thumbtack, half a grape, it's
bigger than all that shit!
All that shit put together!
Now don't get crazy on me, bitch, let's keep this shit semi-real
Aw, I like a man who shaves down here!
I don't shave that shit, bitch! I'm still waitin on them weeds to
bust out and grow and what not!
What? You mean you haven't reached puberty?
I guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!
Okay...
Well, then suck on that shit!
Uh, okay... Mmmm... yeah, I'm suckin... suckin away here
That's a pimple, you dumb twat!
La Mmoire D'abraham Lyrics
Juste une prire avant d'obir A l'ordre des choses et de nos pres Avant de partir Juste une autre vie sauve de l'oubli Grave bien mieux que par une lame Dans la mmoire d'abraham Longue l'attente de l'heure Lourde la peine en nos coeurs Mais si grands notre amour notre foi en toi Et difficile de te comprendre parfois Que sera demain nos destins plus loin? Un peu de paix d'amour et de pain Au creux de tes mains Longue l'attente de l'heure Lourde la peine en nos coeurs Mais si grands notre amour notre foi en toi Et difficile de te comprendre parfois Conduis nos enfants pour la fin des temps Remplis de plus de joies que de larmes La mmoire d'abraham
gg...Juste une prire avant d'obir A l'ordre des choses et de nos pres Avant de partir Juste une autre vie sauve de l'oubli Grave bien mieux que par une lame Dans la mmoire d'abraham Longue l'attente de l'heure Lourde la peine en nos coeurs Mais si grands notre amour notre foi en toi Et difficile de te comprendre parfois Que sera demain nos destins plus loin? Un peu de paix d'amour et de pain Au creux de tes mains Longue l'attente de l'heure Lourde la peine en nos coeurs Mais si grands notre amour notre foi en toi Et difficile de te comprendre parfois Conduis nos enfants pour la fin des temps Remplis de plus de joies que de larmes La mmoire d'abraham
Move your mouth lower!
Mmmmm
Oh, oh yeah, now you're on it! You're on it!
I'm on it?
That's it!
Okay!
Oh, that feels nice!
Okay!
Oh, hell yeah!
Yeah, there you go!
Oh, oh, shit, fuck, ow!!
What's wrong?
It's caught between your teeth! Get it out! Get it out!
I'm sorry, sir!
Don't be flossin with that shit, you gap-toothed bitch! Be careful!
Look, maybe I should just lick it then, okay?
Do somethin!
Im gonna lick it! Cause I love to lick that thing, okay?
Yeah...
Yeah, baby...
Yeah!
Yeah, you like that, baby?
Oh, yeah!
Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! Somethin just spewed all over my face!
That was the pimple again!
Oh, uh uh...
Let me reiterate. Down. Lower. Bitch!
Okay, you fat fuck!
What's that?
I'm just playin with ya, haha...
Oh, you better be playin! Oh yeah, that's it, now you're on it!
I'm on it?
Oh, oh smoke that roast, bitch...
Okay...
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down, not so fast!
Oh, okay
I got shit I wanna do to you, woman!
Oh boy...
Time to pull your dress off... You're gonna get fucked!
I don't know, sir, I mean... is that... is that really possible?
Don'tgive me no lip, bitch! You want me to smack you in the
face with this shit?
Hahahahaha
"Hahaha" you laughin now? Get the fuckin dress off!
Well, alright, but you have to promise me you're gonna use a condom
You know I can't wear that shit!
I do, I'm just playin! Hahahaha
Condom! You've been watchin too many of those XXX movies,
seein that fake dick shit those actors have hangin off their real dicks
Those aint fake dicks, those are real big dicks!
Bitch, I suppose you think Star Wars is real, too! That they
really got space ships and Chewbaki and all that shit! Stupid,
colorful bitch! Hahahaha!
Alright, my panties are off... You gonna try to fuck me now, or what?
Try? I'm gonna fuck your eyes crossed, you apathetic bitch!
Wham, wham, wham! How you like me now, bitch, how you like me now?
Is it seriously in?
In? You gotta stop fuckin all them rhinos and blue whales! Not
only is it in, but the shit's about to blow! Ooooh! Mmmm...
Hope you're on the pill, bitch, cause I blew that wad all up in ya
I.. I got it, it's right on the end of this hair, here
Shit, yeah, clean yourself up, bitch. There's a beach towel in
my bathroom
I'll just use this Q-tip
Whatever, just do it and get the fuck back to work!
Okay, BB Dick!
What's that?
I'm just playin! Bye!
Shit, what a life I've got... It's good to be Mr. Peter Bodd... Damn good...